Stroking your dog

To engage in the male act of self pleasure.
In other words, the opposite of "playing with your cat" or "playing with your 😺", which refers to the female act of self pleasure.
Also spelt "Stroking your 🐕"

Guy 1 says, "I spent last night stroking my 🐕"
Guy 2 says, "hold on, isn't it November, you can't be stroking your dog"

by JohnLennonforPOTUS2032 December 13, 2025

Stronomty

The study of being stupid

I'll need to attend a lecture on Stronomty if I want to understand what the hell he is talking about.

by sowelijako December 17, 2025

Strootiz Edge

A distinct mental or strategic advantage characterized by clarity, preparedness, and calm execution, especially in high-pressure or uncertain situations.

Her ability to stay focused during chaos gave her the Strootiz Edge.

by Aceilvon January 5, 2026

Strombolosis

The process of making Stromboli.

“Hey ma, answer the door!”

“I can’t! I have strombolosis!”

by Zombiehunter00 January 10, 2026

the stroking leaves

A band consisting of Nicole, Jaime , Nick and Matt which uses the stroking of leaves as instruments

hey dude the stroking leaves are in town, lets check them out!!! I wish i can stroke leaves as well as they do

by Janicatt December 30, 2003

Fifty Strong

Dissing somebody really bad. (Ghetto)

Ah man you should have seen it, I gave him fifty strong!

by Anonymous May 13, 2005

exertion stroke

A ridiclulaous noise emitted from a weedy little gangsta stud muffin as he pumps some g-g-g-g-g-unit Iron.

"That dom must be doing his weights, I can clearly hear the exertion strokes"

by Griffith de la cruz November 9, 2008