latino jesus 

I guy that likes to flirt a shit load and usually gets girls to flirt back......but not in front of their boyfriend.he is amazing at pulling in girls,but People close to him don't think that.side hoes are easy for him, now all he needs is a Maine girl

Latino jesus:hey you got nice tits
Girl1: thanks(;
Jesus:can I touch them .
Girl 1: sure....wait my bf coming get away

latino jesus by Dhdudifh April 22, 2017

Stinky Jesus 

When a person drags their hand across their butthole and smacks you in the face with it. Similar to a Wet Jesus.

Whenever I try to touch my boyfriend's asshole during sex, he panics and gives me a Stinky Jesus.

Stinky Jesus by WetWaterPark July 5, 2017

Hispanic Jesus 

Sebestian

When Sebastian joins the server we will crown him Hispanic Jesus

Hispanic Jesus by Urban-Kick January 8, 2019

All Jesus 

Also meaning it's okay don't worry no problem it's cool or it's all Jesus hats Jesus was good so it's all good

Don't worry about it it's all Jesus

All Jesus by HOODBILLY March 29, 2019

Sticky Jesus 

Super glue your hands/feet ans preform felatio on yourself or partner

I gave my boyfriend a sticky jesus and it about turned into a stinky jesus

Sticky Jesus by Nero the great July 20, 2019

the jesus jizz 

when you go on top of a tall building in times square with a lot of males and ejaculate off the building causing the jizz to spray down onto the tourists

oh no it’s the jesus jizz

the jesus jizz by jizz creamery February 23, 2021

Scouse Jesus 

This relates to keef patto on fb the sexiest scouse jesus in Liverpool. #jesusvidal #boozersexiestmale2020

Scouse jesus is patto of Liverpool a realise angel.

Scouse Jesus by Scouse jesus March 6, 2021