Suffering for Jesus

My girlfriend is losing her rag. She’s suffering for Jesus right now.

by BombTBomb March 3, 2021

<.7.9.7.6>Chantel De Jesus Robles<.7.9.7.6.>

the greatest song made by the greatest band "uncle's gun"

man, I love Gentle Jesus by uncle's gun, its the best song in the world!

by Bone Cane May 28, 2024

Fat shit who doesn't do there homework and watches tik tok during his class and smells like are pit. And also doesn't brush there teeth

"Did you go to jesus Juarez' house" "yah" "how did you survive" "I just was holding my breath " "dam I got to try that"

by Not skinny kid November 1, 2020

Jesus means he has a gigantic penis and all the ladies love him. Jesus gets all the booty

Jesus: what up honeys?

Girls: can I smash you?

Or

Did you see Jesus ? He’s the one with the large penis

by yezuuzu January 27, 2022

The underwear under the underwear that Mormon women wear

Don't get your Jesus Jammies in a bunch.

by Kass96 March 21, 2017

Someone I couldn't give a f*ck abt-

I literally don't care abt Jesus, I mean live ya life but...bruh-

by SomeRandomPersonDuh October 26, 2021