When a man has a fabulous Jesus, his hips and lower abs are extremely cut, just as our Lord Jesus’ was as depicted in almost all art and sculpture of him.
by Cheeky T August 13, 2023

A person who is incredibly nice and kind in many ways, often associated with God or Jesus Christ. This person is likely to be successful and far from boring. They always know how to keep people engaged and are known by a lot of people. They carry themselves with royalty and dignity, showing warmth and wisdom in everything they do.
“Man, that guy is so Jesus-like—he’s always helping people and spreading positivity wherever he goes.”
by ITellISayTheTruth March 23, 2025

by jackjackipod3@gmail.com August 26, 2021

A really big church.
by SB018 March 16, 2024

by definitiongobrrrrrr December 16, 2020

A verbal expression of overwhelming fear when a person is startled, surprised, shocked, or scared followed by extreme anger.
While Jimmy is driving on the expressway, he is suddenly cut off by another vehicle traveling ten miles per hour under the speed limit. Jimmy: "Jesus Fucking Christ Hole! You cut me off! get the fuck out of the way!"
by poop master general October 14, 2022

Jesus have mercy on us!
by Hehehehheheheesomeone November 22, 2021
