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When a man has a fabulous Jesus, his hips and lower abs are extremely cut, just as our Lord Jesus’ was as depicted in almost all art and sculpture of him.
I love a guy with a great jesus peeking out of his jeans.
by Cheeky T August 13, 2023
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JESUS

A person who is incredibly nice and kind in many ways, often associated with God or Jesus Christ. This person is likely to be successful and far from boring. They always know how to keep people engaged and are known by a lot of people. They carry themselves with royalty and dignity, showing warmth and wisdom in everything they do.
“Man, that guy is so Jesus-like—he’s always helping people and spreading positivity wherever he goes.”
by ITellISayTheTruth March 23, 2025
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Jesus

I am Jesus, bow to me mortal.
I am Jesus obey me or be sent to hell you sinner
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Six Flags Over Jesus

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Jesus

Reese: “Oh, you’re Jewish? Wasn’t Jesus like... king of the Jews?”
Reba: “What the-
by definitiongobrrrrrr December 16, 2020
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Jesus Fucking Christ Hole

A verbal expression of overwhelming fear when a person is startled, surprised, shocked, or scared followed by extreme anger.
While Jimmy is driving on the expressway, he is suddenly cut off by another vehicle traveling ten miles per hour under the speed limit. Jimmy: "Jesus Fucking Christ Hole! You cut me off! get the fuck out of the way!"
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JESUS

Savior of the World! God with us
To rescue us from evil
Jesus have mercy on us!
by Hehehehheheheesomeone November 22, 2021
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