The Ghost of the Goon

A black Dodge Challenger that wanders the roads of America searching for a new host. The original owner committed Goonicide.

Look at that car! It's The Ghost of the Goon!!

by neverknowsbesttt March 23, 2025

The Ghost of the Goon

Also known as The Ultimate Gooner, he haunts the streets of Goonville and preys upon the gooners of the world. If you goon too hard, he will come for you, and cum for you.

Guy 1: I gooned too hard last night.
Guy 2: How hard did you goon?
Guy 1: The Ghost of the Goon got me.
Guy 2: Oh gee willikers! Not The Ghost of the Goon! Did he finish you off?
Guy 1: …

by User 973846920591 May 1, 2025

Æ Ghost

Urban legend that started on Tiktok of a guy who made random sounds at strangers

Person 1: “I was walking at night and I heard someone make the ‘Æ’ sound at me.”

Person 2: “I think you had an encounter with the Æ Ghost.”

by tarofu May 8, 2025

Crispy ghost

When a man wipes the end of his dick off after cumming with a Kleenex and it dries standing up looking like a ghost.

Oh man, you have a whole graveyard of crispy ghosts by your bed!

by Squeeler5000 May 31, 2025

Graffiti Ghost

When someone who is taking a shit decides to Ghost their wax pen hit while doing so.

“Bro where have you been!”
“Dude I’m so baked, and I left Graffiti Ghost in your restroom …”

by TavariousJenkins August 11, 2025

Carpet Ghost

The act of lying completely naked on a carpet while moving forward inch-by-inch using only your hips, leaving behind a faint shit trail that will haunt the rug forever.

My friend's ex dumped him, so he "Carpet Ghosted" on her favourite rug.

by ppglazer67 August 13, 2025

Reverse Ghost

The sexual act of a man blowing smoke(from a vape or cigarette) into the anus of a woman, then the woman farts out the smoke, which is followed by the man blowing the same smoke into her vagina. Afterwards, the woman proceeds to push or queef the smoke out her vagina where the man will finally inhale the smoke and exhale it. Extra credit if the man can perform a ghost with the smoke.

However, the same process can be performed by a woman alone if she is flexible enough.

When I came home from work, I caught my wife doing Reverse Ghosts

by Lowkey_fire August 14, 2025