David Fouts

The most perfect man

Have you seen David Fouts? Not an imperfection in sight.

by Balls2walls78 March 14, 2024

Do a David Cox

Shit myself whilst out running

I’m just popping out for a jog. Hope I don’t do a David Cox. Save me some Pampers.

by Sallad Nhoj March 15, 2024

david

a person who is not legally named david but is too suspicious to NOT be named david

“you look like a david”

by ollieooop March 16, 2024

Taking a David

To pass a bowel movement at work. Taking a shit, crap, poop, or dropping beans off at the tortilla bowl.

Man, I got to go take a huge david before I begin work.

I'm on david number 2 already and it's not even noon.

Taking a david is the best way to get paid for pooping at work.

by Bigdullytruck31 March 20, 2024

David Jones

Someone you thought was your friend but only used you for fame.

I thought we were friends but turns out he was a David Jones all along.

by SpeceCamino March 23, 2024

David Doebele

David Doebele is a german entrepreneur and influencer. He is a Ralph Lauren icon and helps students in the finance sector to become high perofmance investment bankers.

David Doebele: „kann man nicht so pauschal sagen“

by DonDouglas June 6, 2022

David Attenburrow

This is when you want David Attenborough to burrow himself inside of you. He must be whispering dirty little animal facts into your ear.

I so badly want to do a David Attenburrow.

by ChodeFilA June 8, 2022