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Dangly Wang of the Brain

TL:DR - The need of a penis to be present to feel competent and valid.

A condition where individuals have been infected by patriarchal norms and truly believe that biological males and the gender binary will magically resolve all your personal and familial problems. Key symptomology are gender based microaggressions that often lead to the minimization of your personal struggles and hardships.
TL:DR - "Brenda, check you Dangly Wang of the Brain! Your daughter doesn't need any man to be a great Momma!"

Brenda told her daughter that, "all will be ok because she will be able to find a man to help her raise her boys." Brenda suffers from 'Dangly Wang of the Brain' as she can not comprehend the importance of stability, consistency, and unconditional love and acceptance as a key contributors to the healthy development of children and that the "Dangly Wang" between a mans legs is not an indicator of good parenting.
by MyUncleBrady February 3, 2022
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Fast Brain Slow Thumb Syndrome

The acceleration of typing speed but deceleration of the accuracy in the words , content and context while texting due to thumbs fatigue although thought flows are exponentially high. Also known as FBST syndrome.
I was texting this girl come over to my room but instead I got hit with Fast Brain Slow Thumb syndrome and wrote “Come Over my hoes” so I blew my chances.
by Sassy Sheesh November 24, 2021
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Brain Fuck

Brain Fuck is what you say when you hope someone dies or has already passed. You drill a hole in a dead body big enough for your dick then put it through the hole and fuck the head
Karen I hope you get brain fucked

I will brain fuck your dead body
by Dree25879 September 2, 2019
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Brain Sesh

When a group of boys and 1 girl engage in simultaneous oral sexual acts.
"we've already tried primate sex, why not join me for a brain sesh instead"
by MonkÌ June 8, 2021
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Pierson's Small Brain

Pierson's small brain is another word for a brain that has been deformed. The person with Pierson's Small Brain usually have learning disabilities and wont be able to keep up with the other kids in their school.
Im sorry, i have one of Pierson's Small Brains
by heypiersonwhatsup October 3, 2019
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Panty-Brained

Panty-brained refers to someone that advocates for policies and ideas that incentivise promiscuity in society.
She is a panty-brained feminist
by Logostics July 26, 2023
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Brain Fridayed

When a particularly mentally exhausting week impacts one's ability to think well, especially at work, on a Friday.
Ken Smoker said to the group "we should end the meeting now - clearly I'm Brain Fridayed."
by Master Buck February 7, 2025
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