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blue balls

when a hoe dont finssh her job
brittany started sucking my dick then her mom called and she had 2 leave. witch gave me blue balls
by jefferson steal flex January 15, 2008
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Blue Murder

A term used in many ball games, notably games with 1 goalie where team work between the other players is required but there may be incentive to work against them. This is notable in the football variation "Headers and Volleys", where kicking the ball out of play puts that player in goal, and so if a player passes another player the ball, and the recieving player lets it out of play willingly, that is classified as blue murder and the recieving player would take the penalty of going in goal instead of the passer. It is often a judgement call.
"Haha, you kicked it out, get in goal!"
"No way man, that was blue murder, you're in goal."
by JBSizzle June 2, 2009
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blue card

A harsh highschool payout used on anyone who is dating someone much younger than themselves, meaning dealing with children, as you would need to be a teacher or nanny.
See cradlesnatcher
Duuude, you're sixteen and going out with a twelve year old. You need a blue card...
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Blue Waffle

An insult to guys, saying he has "blue balls" or basically no balls.
Oh, that guy! He is such a blue waffle!
by InsideGirl May 14, 2011
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Blue Head

When a male jacks off or is givin a hand job but doesn't cum

Can mess you up internally (can make balls hurt and mess up sperm and penis head)
Billy had been givin a hand job and recieved a Blue Head.
by Wootness.J.D.ily December 17, 2008
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Blue anon

Some bullshit a Qanazi made up so they could feel less crazy
If we make up a conspiracy like blue anon, our qanon cult will seem more believable.
by anonymous March 12, 2021
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blue devils

by Anonymous February 19, 2003
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