by mr. aric burns September 28, 2011
Get the Bastard Fart mug.John ate a nonkey last Saturaday.
Key Farts in the above sentence:
nonkey = monkey
Saturaday = Saturday.
Key Farts in the above sentence:
nonkey = monkey
Saturaday = Saturday.
by JayunsPlanet July 29, 2006
Get the Key Fart mug.The act of laying down a massive dirty stealthy fart before departing an event or gathering that will later engulf the lungs of your audience with your tasty airbourne fecal delight.
To sucessfully infect your chosen audience you must adhere to the following rules:
* A PF must be delivered silently.
* You must leave before the first of your victims becomes aware.
* You must wait until the stench has become one with the room before leaving (N.B. The hotter the fart the shorter the wait).
To sucessfully infect your chosen audience you must adhere to the following rules:
* A PF must be delivered silently.
* You must leave before the first of your victims becomes aware.
* You must wait until the stench has become one with the room before leaving (N.B. The hotter the fart the shorter the wait).
I laid down meaty wet taco fart then waited in the hall for the screaming to begin.
..........You can't depart, without a parting fart !!! :-)
..........You can't depart, without a parting fart !!! :-)
by GentleRapist December 17, 2010
Get the Parting Fart mug.by Anestasia Beaverhousen November 16, 2010
Get the Fart Dew mug.In the 80s Topal toothpaste had a commercial where a man blew cigarette smoke through a cheesecloth leaving a brown stain. This stain was eerily similar to the stain left on your drawers by a good solid case of flatulence. Uh, oh...I just had a Topal Fart.
by rodee39 January 10, 2009
Get the Topal Fart mug.When a woman is in labor, but had gelatos for lunch that day. As the baby starts crowning she lets out a fierce gust of wind comes shooting out of her anus, causing the baby to shoot out of her alarmingly fast.
by hayyou19995 June 5, 2016
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