penis pig

When you go to a party and a girl bangs every guy there, she is a penis pig.

Anna was such a penis pig last night. She banged anything with a penis and two legs. I feel sorry for that parapalegic that missed out.

by J-Roc fo shizzle September 29, 2007

penis worm

a worm unsatisfied by living in normal conditions resulting to living in side somebodys wang

freddy, have you remembered to feed your penis worm recently

by gum there seems to be a worm hanging out of my prince albert

by Josh February 17, 2005

Penis babies

Life juices; Juices that come from the penis; Cum.

Girl 1: That guy last night gave me a good shot of Penis babies.

Girl 2: I bet you loved those babies

by cleser92 March 13, 2009

penis nose

Someone with a nose that looks like a penis

"oi look, that guy got a penis nose"
"hahaha"

by JOHN XX April 8, 2006

My penis

Something so short it doesn’t even exist

Man my penis is sho short It’s not even funny

by KodaTheSpaceCactus May 2, 2019

penis pumpery

1) Masturbation

2) A place where ones' penis can be pumped-off, often into a jar where the ejaculant is saved and consumed later.

3) Penis pumpery may also refer to an upcoming dvd featuring several buff men pumping iron while pumping each other's dicks.

4) Also, penis pumpery is synonymous with ass hattery and faggotry or faggot-tree.

5) The last known definition refers to the clandestine society found in sonas throughout the world in which buff, sweaty men pump each others penises off.

Joey: "Hey man, are you going to the local penis pumpery tonight ? I hear they're having a two for one ball waxing addition to the regular penis pumping."

Arnold: "Naw dog, I'm totally not cool with some other dude beatin my meat...know what I'm saying ?"

by hot balls Johnson December 20, 2010

Georges penis

A humongous body part that could RIP all the way through a woman's body if George isn't careful

Georges penis was soooooo good last night I could feel it in my stomach

by Goldbennet123 April 6, 2019