Cherry Pie

to creampie a woman while she’s on her period.

guy 1: God, Veronica looks so hot today. Sucks she’s on her period.

guy 2: Just give her a Cherry Pie.

by terminally July 30, 2022

apple pie a la mope

When crying at three in the morning and eating a depression meal.

Friend 1: what did you do last night?
Friend 2: I had an apple pie a la mope

by Queen Onion March 18, 2020

Helmet-Pie

Pie made from the orange Jack-O-Lantern helmet that Charlie Brown wore in the minnie-bike race; the toasted seeds of which are also a fall favorite.

Enough of that there turkey ma! I gotta save me some room for that helmet pie that aunt Nadine brung!

by Bruce Bever November 9, 2003

Golden pie

1) Portmentau of golden shower and a cream pie.

2) When you pee inside of another person

Damn bro, I gave Becky a massive golden pie last night and it was spilling out the sides.

by Goldenpie69 July 21, 2019

Raspberry pie

When a guy creampies a girl on her peeiod

I gave my girlfriend a raspberry pie

by Squirrelly1974 April 3, 2022

Million Dollar Pie

1. When a hooker who usually is very expensive lets you fuck her for free.
2. When you use Cool Whip during oral sex

3. The most common pie that clowns throw at each other

Jake: Dude, I just had some million dollar pie with Amber last night!
Tim: Lucky! That chick practically stole my wallet last week.

Lisa: I thought you were usually grossed out by oral sex.
Janet: I am, but we had million dollar pie last night so it was kinda delicious.

by SexBot11111 August 12, 2011

Fucked the pie

To horribly mangle or botch something up to the point of near destruction.

The United States really fucked the pie when they pulled out of Afghanistan suddenly.

by Portiff Digrissim August 24, 2021