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brain

/breɪn/
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1. The act of successfully using the big phat hopefully juicy and curvy organ placed inside your skull at the very top of the inside of the head.
I don't think he/she/they can brain.
by Rollingg_skytree April 13, 2021
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Brain cage

I now realize I haven't been properly counting the parts... So, this is whatever part we're at now.

Cain "I HAVE A CHALLENGE!"

God "Okie dokie."

Cain "I will retrieve a thing and Abel will retrieve a thing and then you will decide which of the things is the best thing!"

God "Sounds fun."

Cain "Let's go Abel." *Grabs Abel*

Abel "Ow... I'm coming... Jeez..."

*Later in the forest*

Cain "Where in the hell did Abel run off to..." 🤔
Snake "If you're looking for your brother he's already left to bring his offering to God."

Cain "Damn! I still haven't found a thing... Wait, who are you?"

Snake "My name is *Snake* Er... Shit...😮 💨 God damn it..."

Cain "You're not a snake tho-"

Snake "I KNOW 😖👌... What I am not. 😤 Ok... I heard about your little game and I'd like to help. Here. Take it." 😈

Cain "A cube?"

Snake "Yup. Cube. That idiot's first choice ALWAYS cube. With this, you'll win. Without a doubt."

Cain "Really? Great! Thanks Snake!" *runs off*

Snake "My name isn't... 😮 💨 God damn it..."
*Back at the farm*

Cain "I have returned! And here is my offering! BEHOLD!!! A CUBE!" 😁

God "Oh, well alright. That's pretty good man. Abel? Whatcha got?"

Abel "Um... Well... Orb?"

God "OH NO WAY! ORB!? Yeah that's tight. Abel wins. Definitely."

Abel "AAAYY!!"

Cain "Wh... What? How? How could I lose!?"

God "Well, I mean, if you would have brought the orb you would have won, right?"

Cain 😾 *Stares at Abel*

God "Now, you got that look in your eye that a cat gets when it's about to-"

Snake "HOW'D YOU LIKE YOUR CUBE JACKASS!? AHAHAHAHAHA! You DID choose the cube ri-HOLY SHIT!!! 😱 Did you see that guy just mangle the other dudes brain cage!? Oh! That is gruesome! Were you about to say 'fuck the shit out of somebody'? Because that... That is what that guy just did to THAT guys cranium. WOW!"

God "Aw, come on *Snake* Er..." 😳

Snake "Ohohoho! It's not *Snake* remember? Remember that thing you did? It's Snake now! Ahahahahahaha!"

God 😮 💨

Snake "I mean you had to have known right? Would the other one have killed THAT one if HE would have lost? Just let him win! God... You and your orb obsession I swear..."

God "I... Was hoping I was wrong..."
by Hym Iam February 22, 2023
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Brain Loss

A condition that causes you to become a non-dangerous psychopath and is caused by either over-working or being bitten by Snata. Stay away from these people if you hate the environment. They yell 'Respect the environment!!!' and post lyrics of songs on WhatsApp groups, also monsters under your bed, and many strange things that will cause you to want to bash their heads in.
Person with brain loss: Respect the environment
Others: *bash head in*
by Stranger Words April 30, 2020
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Nigger Brain

The tendency for a normally smart and well-adjusted black American to suddenly and inexplicably become hostile or incapable of rational thought. Often happens during puberty or during their late teens/early 20's. Once afflicted, the symptoms tend to be irreversible. Symptoms include becoming hyper religious, falling for black nationalist rhetoric, becoming physically violent, throwing away close friendships with anyone who isn't dumb and ignorant, and generally giving black Americans as a whole a bad name.
Bill: Yo, you hear what happened to Karmelo?

Kai: I haven't heard from him in years. Dude was always pretty chill and fun to hang out with. What happened?

Bill: He got a bad case of nigger brain. Stabbed a kid at a track meet out of nowhere for no reason.

Kai: You serious? Bro, what is up with all these cases of nigger brain? Is it an actual disease or something?

Bill: Must be. We all know he's not the only young black person to flip their lid and go crazy over nothing out of nowhere.
by YouKnowItsReal May 29, 2025
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Arc Brain

To completely space out and lose yourself mentally in a fictional scenario, plot or thought. The source of the thoughts can either be internal or external, such as a movie plot or just a conversation about a certain topic.

Multiple people people can be affected by arc brain together if they mindlessly continue rabbling, spouting coherent nonsense but yet still understanding one another, somehow sticking to the original topic.

An example of this phenomena could be when you watch a film with a friend and you notice that one of you have been staring into the void, sitting completely still and silent. Then suddenly that person presents a sub plot about something unimportant or an extremely detailed analysis of something completely irrelevant to the film.

Arc brain commonly happens while under the influence of marijuana.
While watching Encanto, "How do you think the villages local economy is affected by the loss of the madrigal family's magical power?"

"Sheesh man I don't know. Solid arc brain though."
by Trumor and Mentis January 29, 2022
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Brain

The part of the body that really doesnt know what it wants
Person: *plays some games/watches some videos*

Brain: "you should really do some work, you fatass"

Person: *starts doing some work*

Brain: "woah now, you need to take a break you workaholic"

Person: *takes brain out of skull*

Person: "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?!"
by KenternII October 18, 2021
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Jäger Brain

When you are doing something so stupid people think you're drunk on Jägermeister
by RoseRed669 January 27, 2023
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