Happy he's dead

You were happy when my shit was stolen. You reminded me every day how happy you were that my shit was stolen and that I had to sit here and work as my work was being stolen. So no you don't give a fuck about liberty or personal property rights. You give a fuck about YOU not getting murdered for this and being perceived as being better than someone you are not better than.

Hym "So I wouldn't say I'm happy he's dead... It's more like, I want the money and the credit I'm entitled to and I don't give a fuck about a YouTube bitch getting shot for a REASON that the YouTube fucks CAN'T ACTUALLY BE TRUST TO TELL YOU... So! Notice how I'm NOT getting murdered. Because according to the news it's coming from the left AND right... AT both the left and right... But NOT at me. I wouldn't test the dead man switch if I were them either but STILL. Even I could see how I would be considered reprehensible and/or killable! But these idiots just don't get it. They legitimately don't see themselves as killable! It is unreal. THEY can never be morally wrong. It's not a possibility in their own minds. Crazy."

by Hym Iam September 12, 2025

Slap Happy Grand Pappy

An old man that loves to slap during sex.

(From Diary of a Wimpy Kid)

Jared: Oh, man. My dad's a Slap Happy Grand Pappy
Mike: Sorry to hear that.

by SeevaGooner March 28, 2023

Happy

When you are excited about stupidity

Dude, I am so happy I want to eat a whole shark

by MY REAL AME February 25, 2024

Happy

Happiness isn’t always a good thing. Some people wear masks and seem happy. Others will hide the pain to be happy. And some people’s happiness is pain. But then there is the good side of happiness, a type that no amount of money can buy. It can come from a special someone. Something special. Or just out of random. You never know what people are going through. So why not make them the good happy?

“I’m happy”
“Good happy? Or are you wearing a mask?”

by Wassuppeoplez June 14, 2018

happy

One of the most popular definitions in here

I'm happy

by BabbleBoy January 29, 2023

True Happiness

A man without a woman or with a woman who does the dishes and cleans.

1: Yo that guy has true happiness.
2: How he dont even got a gf?
1: Exactly

by Ambatabus May 19, 2023

west lothian happy ending

when a woman from west lothian rubs melted chocolate orange all over her std magnet vagina. a man then inserts his hallapeno into her vulva and he contracts her chocolate std then adam robertson squirts all over his triple cheesy cervix

im such a hairy west lothian happy ending i eat shit

by Dhdhdhdgshd August 12, 2025