I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands

Me too bro UGH

by Inni84 November 3, 2023

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National Eat Pussy Day

This wonderful holiday falls in July 1st. This a day to be celebrated by getting ur pussy eaten wonderfully and or eat some pussy wonderfully throughout this day.

Her: Hey bae u know today's National Eat Pussy Day?
Her: Hell yeah. Didn't u hear my call in this morning.

by Naughtyboi June 24, 2022

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rock eating balls at 3am in the morning

by armadnasdnashdhjashdkaklskl April 23, 2022

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Initially coming from "不好吃" (bù hǎo chī, not tasty), which, when spoken quickly, sound like 报吃 (bào chī), literally means "newspaper eating". This phrase was an example of Chinese students abroad using homophones to share their true feelings about not delicious food under the circumstance that businesses are able to hide negative reviews on Google Reviews.

-"This soup is awful. How do you think?"
-"I agree with you. This is newspaper eating."

by shingwenn December 1, 2024

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Semen Eating Homo

Disorder Where You Have To Eat Semen For Breakfast Lunch And Dinner

Dude 1: augh....~ mmmm...~
Dude 2: ngh...~ i-i... love to eat your semen from your willy billy...~
Dude 1: good~
*At School*
OMG, HE'S A SEMEN EATING HOMO!!!!111!!

by KoppaSummision January 3, 2024

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