ass crackle plop 

a series of short explosive farts (simular to the sound of a pack of Black Cats going off) followed by a spray of shit.

This usually occurs when you are taking medication that makes your shit pastie. The fart can only get through the shit in small, quick bursts. The shit that comes out is the result of these tiny explosions and create shit spray marks.

damn, ne-gro, you got that ass crackle plop all over my toilet and shit.

ass crackle plop by Matthew February 2, 2004

Relax The Cacks

Have patience, wait a second.

Paddy: Hurry up with the dinner Mary.
Mary: Relax the cacks there Paddy, it's nearly ready.

Relax The Cacks by dtjesus February 22, 2009

Florida Cracker 

A rare breed, a true Native Floridian, whose family has lived out in more rural parts of the state for many generations and continues to do so. Known to be very self-sufficient by growing or hunting their own food and building their own homes. Not at all like what most people nowadays picture as a Floridian. A Florida Cracker is a true Southerner, not a transplant from a Northern state. The Florida Cracker is kin to the Georgia Cracker.

People ask me where I am from, assuming everyone in Florida must be from another state and are shocked to learn that I am a Florida Cracker.

Florida Cracker by OneBadAsp October 15, 2006

crackpot theory 

a statement or idea (not necessarily presented by a crackhead) that is extremely extensive in nature and ridiculous in realilty.
often preceeded by: "i believe", or "don't you think", or "whould it be a good idea to...."
(often presented under the influence of drugs)

person1: the free masons rule the world
person2: thats a crackpot theory if i ever hurd one before

crackpot theory by dawordspecialist July 26, 2007

crackanoia 

Noun: a crack cocaine-induced state of paranoia, usually temporary.

“Frank’s repeated binges and resultant crackanoia got him booted from Pete’s crib.”

crackanoia by Speedog 2 January 20, 2011

Crackleberries 

A maddog way of saying egg.

chuck us 3 cups of milk and a 2 crackleberries I'm gonna make a cake in this motherfucker.

Crackleberries by odaddy_69 June 22, 2010

cracker stew 

When you order a bowl of soup and continue to keep refilling it with free crackers until it eventually becomes "cracker stew."

Jim: I'm starving but I've only got two dollars with me today.
Stan: You can always make cracker stew if you need to stretch your coins in the cafeteria.

cracker stew by gyrfalcon206 November 19, 2010