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man diary

Noun. A man diary is the same thing as a journal or a diary. It is used to add masculinity to such phrases as, "I write tender stories of my day in my man diary." This also applies to blogs, ie. livejournal, blurty, xanga.
"Yo dude, let me look at your man diary, give me the link."
by The Legendary Ironwood March 21, 2005
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cum man

A person looking like Pit Bull, and someone that is somewhat famous on the Twitter social media platform. "cum men" are known for simping heavily on the website and other platforms. "cum man" can also be used as a term to describe a man who lives, breathes, and prays cum while also enjoying the finer things in life and working hard.
Did you see Max over there? I heard he's a real cum man.
A cum man, huh? I could see that. No doubt that he pulls his weight around here, though.
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Looks like Max is commenting on some e-girl pictures again... he's such a cum man.
by alkruhn March 24, 2020
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Man Cave

A place where you keep all your favorite stuff, you do what ever you want and nobody bothers you... It used to be called your Life, but then you got married so now its just a room.
Were gonna watch the football game in Charlies Man Cave. Hes got a pool table, darts, a bar, and a 70in flatscreen!
by seuthsayer29 January 17, 2013
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man juice

wonderful white and sticky, goes great on any woman's face
sash's man juice was showered all over chuck's face
by CWB March 7, 2003
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man train

Mostly known from the hit Final Fantasy 6 parody Awful Fantasy 3, Man Train is a homosexual orgy of stregically placing men in a straight line and performing anal sex with the man directly in front of you, whilst recieving it from behind. Unless you're the caboose, which just might be one of the only two spots on the train that recieve the least please. The other being the front "Engine."
Glenn: I heard on the news there was a..man train?
Art: Yep, I was second from the caboose.
by Pen^2 April 29, 2005
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Demolition Man

A dude who is really good at pounding hot ass
Rick really pounded that chick last night he is a true Demolition Man.
by disneysucks January 17, 2008
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Slender Man

The Slender Man is a mythical being that comes to those who fear him. He is unaturally tall and has 4 arms. It is said that if you see the Slender Man even once, there is no way to escape him. He usually stalks his victims and slowly drives them insane before kidnapping them.
I bet Slender Man lives in that forest over there because he can blend in with the trees!
by Mrs. Slendy December 5, 2011
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