A real friend that talks a lot of shit but comforts you and gives you nice, warm bear hugs when you need them.
by tthhee ttrruutthh June 29, 2017
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Get the Chicago Bears Tax mug.A bear gift is when a (male/female = gifter) gifts a female a stuffed bear. Which unknowing or knowing to the Gifter. Gives the opportunity for the recipient to use the stuffed bear to pleasure herself (in a sexual way) which in turn makes her think of the gifter
(Stacy) I got a gift bearer from my boyfriend a few days ago (Emily) oh my God do you have it by your bed( Stacy) yeah ... and I’ve kind of been pretending it’s him and humping it (Emily) damn you got a “bear gift” I wish I would get one
by High thoughts with Dany October 2, 2023
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Originated from the man-whore with the last name 'hogan'. It was this man that created and defined the words "pig", "slut" and "diseased"
Originated from the man-whore with the last name 'hogan'. It was this man that created and defined the words "pig", "slut" and "diseased"
by truthbetoldxx September 16, 2010
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