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prehistoric bananas

bananas before they existed.
they're transparent bananas.
made of glass. terrifying.
edible, though, it tastes terrible.
you can't go anywhere except home or to seek medical care after eating prehistoric bananas.
dude, I just ate some prehistoric bananas and barfed in the toilet. I don't think I should go to work after eating prehistoric bananas.
by how did you find this November 22, 2021
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banana

a frute you ether hate or love
by gay f**k June 6, 2022
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banana

a mushy fruit with a banana peel and green when not ripe.
Give me back my banana!
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olive oil banana

when you open a bottle of olive oil and accidentally stick your finger in the hole and olive oil squirts out.
by hello mate i am joNathaN February 18, 2021
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Brazilian Banana Slap

When two Brazilian Banana Boys jerk each other off until they both cum on each other Penis’s and then they start slapping their penis’s together.
Da Silva and Gonzales got caught doing the Brazilian Banana slaps in the locker room shower yesterday.
by Va Jay Jay Sinz November 22, 2024
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Banana Hammock

The act of stretching out the scrotum under the penis to create a comfortable resting place. This can easily trasition into a sackoline by shaking up and down
Joe's sack hangs so low I bet he can make a king size banana hammock for his sling.
by Leonideez May 29, 2021
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Do you see banana man?

Hopping over on the white hot sand
here he come with some for me.
Taken freshly from banana tree.
banana man me want a ton.
Do you want a banana?
Peel it down and go mmm m mm mm mmm
Do you see banana man? (Do you want a banana)
this banana for you
by iminhellplshelpahhh July 4, 2024
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