brain peep

a peep into a mother's brain

bake the cake. can't somebody keep away the kids, entertain them. bake the bloody cake. god i hope this will turn out nice. write a card maybe? is that too cheesy. maybe rhyme. haha duh. air force 1 was it? what, adidas was it? air force 100? nike. ask the assistant. bake the bloody cake. dinner. lamb? kid-friendly? wrap the presents. check the cake. so, lamb was it. side dish. potatoes. brussel sprouts. kid-friendly my ass. we need a sauce. wrap it up. maybe write a definition. call it brain peep. brain fuck. peep. fuck. fuck the brain. its fucked.

by Krkič December 30, 2019

Brain Fart

A brain fart consists of verbalising the most incoherent, incongruent, inexplicable sentence one could ever hear, at any giving moment, usually resulting in the act of 'facepalming', proceeded by everyone who had the misfortune of being there to witness such unfathomable stupidity

Person A: Oh my god I've just had the most incredible brain fart...

Person B: That's so Maria Marcos de Macedo Sempiterno redacted of you!

by ValenteMerda January 24, 2022

Brain

What you use to think with, if you didn’t have you you wouldn’t think!

Hello how is your big brain doing today?

by Aunt Jane November 7, 2019

anorexia brain

A process where your brain does dumb reckless shit that you probably have no recollection of, due to an anorexia episode.

“Remember when you kissed your Cousin Tom Last Christmas?” “Anorexia brain fr”

by P00pyp0opypo0 January 21, 2023

Brain Scope 1

The illusion you are living a normal lidlfe until you wake up in a hospital realising you failed suicide 4 months ago and you survived.

This patient experienced Brain Scope 1

by Vortex Define August 13, 2019

Bintang Brain

The after-effects associated with returning to work after a holiday indulging in copious amounts of alcohol in an Asian country.

"It's the first Monday back at work after my alcohol fuelled Asian holiday. I've got Bintang Brain cause I can't even remember how to login"

by MrMoofMonster November 5, 2013

Manga brain

1.) A feeling of reading too much manga that causes your brain to slow down.
2.) The state of reading too much manga causing tiredness.

Hey Joey, are you ok? I just need to rest for a bit, I have manga brain. I spent the whole night reading One Piece, and I am feeling tired.

by Remi90 June 29, 2022