Davide

Davide is a looking big dude, beautiful and very smart. It is important to know that Davide is the best brawlhalla player that you will ever see. If you wanna try to impress him just wear a pink hoodie and remember he loves being the center of attention so you can easily start a conversation about that.
Most important thing, he loves oden and he also love talking about him.
ODEN NITORYU TOUGEN SHIRATAKI!!
wow Davide you're fantastic
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Davide

“This lunch was delicious but sadly they pulled a Davide”
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David

Cock sucking, ball licking, underdeveloped dwarf fucking, austistically verbally challenged retardant fuck
He plays waterpolo, he’s such a David
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David

A guy who comes off as a total idiot, but is an absolute mastermind, who is 10 steps ahead of you. His genitalia is so heavy that it weighs him down.
Everyone look, it is David, our nutty father.
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David

when someone does something that is considered infuriating to whoever is being affected
god damn dude, your so David right now!
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David

There are two types of David’s, charming and the guy you want to be with, and the one who pretends to be the first guy but may have a serious addiction to drugs or alcohol.
Scenario 1:

Guy: Hey David how you doin’?

David: “Swell, just took the family out to the Grand Canyon!”
David: “How about you, y’all doin’ alright?

Scenario 2:

Wife: “Love you hun have a good day!”
David: “I love you too babe!”

David: Pretend to go to work but actually go and by some snuff
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