Ada's Luck

Describes an unlucky person; or someone that has gone through a series of bad events in a very short period of time.

Person A: "This morning I stubbed my toe, my new camera broke, and my phone wasn't on the charger overnight.."
Person B: Damn, you must have Ada's Luck."

by star Mein August 2, 2025

pandora's lube bottle

When you find the best porn of mankind and you can't stop jerking off

Guy 1 : dude I just opened pandora's lube bottle, this is hot as fuck

Guy 2 : can you stop talking about jerking off?

by I_eat_beans_bruh August 15, 2025

Gustavo el luevo le gus gustav houston

Abbeys dog

Gustavo el luevo le gus gustav houston is fat

by Hamstershoiss August 24, 2025

CANADIAN INCEL AND LURCH LOOKALIKE

ZD

CANADIAN INCEL AND LURCH LOOKALIKE SHAGS A GOAT

by mrs tosser September 8, 2025

Cool Hand Luke

A man whos fingers are so weak they do nothing for a someone sexually

Did he make you cum? No he was a cool hand luke.

by BEXYDOWNUNDA September 10, 2025

Gettin' The Lump

When you are so incredibly single that you ride some chubby chick to get your rocks off.

You have never stooped so low before.

"Aw man I haven't been with anyone in over a year so I found myself gettin' the lump the other day. I kept thinking to myself 'GET THE HARPOON!' to keep me going".

by Pjpjk November 4, 2025

leader and luis

Leader is the power hungry ginger Irish server owner. Luis is the nepo baby mod who got his rank just for dating the boss. Leader does all the work, Luis does absolutely nothing, yet still outranks half the server.

“Leader and Luis are the reason he’s mod.”
“Bro, he’s with Leader. That’s the whole qualification.”

by Nichevillian November 23, 2025