titties spotted off the port baw

Fuckin titties bigger than any floatation device known to man kind therefore it’s referred to as titties spotted off the port baw.

Captain: All hands on deck titties spotted off the port baw!
Me: Damn that bitch is a grenade with big tits and daddy issues!

by YungTBagger January 14, 2023

Tittie Unboxing

A trendy strip tease. Your titties are being opened for review

Striptease? Did you mean tittie unboxing vid?

by Majoroof777 March 15, 2019

Titty turn signals

When a woman’s nipples are out of alignment and they indicate the direction she intends to walk.

I knew she was walking right towards him because her titty turn signals were on.

by Pirate princess September 04, 2023

action packed titty flack

The "Action Packed Titty Flack" is when you are grabbing at your girl's titties while you're an extra for a Michael Bay movie, the scene with you touching the titties will not be in the final cut because it usually ends in a law suit.

yo brother guy i just pulled a fat action packed titty flack on the set of one of the transformer movies.

by theguydudebuddyfella June 20, 2018

titty slug

When you get curdled milk out of a tit.

Mama,I'm hungwe. Sorry son I've only got titty slugs.

by ALcahhal July 08, 2017

Titty Literature

Magazines containing articles and images involving the practice of pornography

e.g. Playboy , Hustler, etc.

I can't believe my mom found the shoe box with all that titty literature in it!!

by saltlifesailor69 November 15, 2021

Titty Milk

Something that is particularly more tasteful.
The phrase alludes to children liking breast milk more than store bought cow's milk.

Normally I'd be mad about my 3.8 GPA, but that's some titty milk right there.

by Thicc Daddy LOAF May 02, 2021