Soapy Tit Wank

The preparation is to rub copious amounts of soap over your womans breasts. This can be done with hands or dick, then push the breasts together and hump until orgasm.

"Get anywhere Friday night?"
"Yeah, got a soapy tit wank off the barmaid"
"You lucky shite!"

by UB Jesus August 5, 2003

Don't pop a tit!

1.) A term used to calm an angry woman
2.) Another way to say good luck, usually said to a woman

1.) Chill Jenna, don't pop a tit!
2.) Good luck, don't pop a tit!

by ElFluffy2198 February 7, 2015

Fatty McJiggle Tits

enormously fat person with DD's and cant see his/her ding-dong

1. Why don't you eat another big mac, fatty mcjiggle tits?

2. Griffes

3. Larner

4. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-CXwgifA4U
^^this kid

by Blankfurter March 29, 2009

Tits off the chest

Tits off the chest is a term for females who have large breast that seem to be coming off of their chest.

The women walking down the street had tits off the chest I was in awe at what I had witness I’ve never seen something so big in my life.

by AnimeManAdventureToAnotherLand January 12, 2022

Tits out for the lads!

This is a traditional English chant, usually sung by groups of males in pubs as a mark of respect / serenade to any passing female / bar maid who happens to have a decent pair of landmines (Tits). Also used as a traditional Anglo Saxon heckle in pubs in the North of England, usually used to drown out any female trying to either sing or make an announcement.

Female singer starts trying to give a rendition of some shitty love song on the Karaoke. Assembled males start to chant
"Get yer tits out, get yer tits out, get yer tits out for the lads..... Get yer tits out for the lads!!!" Female leaves the stage in tears / embarrassment, resulting in a huge cheer!!!

by Nick J Liverpool February 25, 2009

Hind tit

He wen't to jail for that? Well that Sucks Hind Tit!!

I Can't Beleive This Shit, This Sucks Hind tit!!

by REBELHAWK June 7, 2007

Suck the hind tit

To get a raw deal or the short end of the stick. Derived from the behavior of barnyard pigs. The "runt" or weakest piglet is forced to nurse on the tit farthest back on the mother pig, which gives the least nourishment.

The elderly tend to have to suck the hind tit when it comes to social services.

by Big Dick's Halfway Inn November 14, 2005