Work Cock

The practice of hiding or not hiding one's erection at their place of employment.

"I would have paid more attention to Rafe's presentation but I was distracted by his work cock." He shouldn't have worn flat front jeans today."

by KNME May 20, 2009

pop a cock

The act of putting a penis in a living thing's ass. Not to be confused with pop a cap. Usually performed by gay men for pleasure. This should not be used as an insult, for every person who just heard you say that will think you're a homo.

Example 1
Man 1: I'm going to pop a cock in yo ass.
Man 2: You're fuckin' gay dude.

Example 2
Man 1: I'm gonna pop a cock in yo ass.
Monkey: Dude that's still fucking gay.

by inventor of [pop a cock] August 3, 2004

futa cock

When it looks like a women but it has a penis instead.

Wow, that futa cock looks delicious.

by Cosmic Empire February 10, 2018

cucumber cock

A penis whose girth is largest in the middle and gets smaller at the tip and base so that it is shaped like a cucumber.

A cucumber cock is generally a large, uncircumcised penis.

Emily had trouble getting half of Tyler's dick in her mouth because he had a cucumber cock.

by Dexaw December 29, 2008

Cock blockin/ cock blocking

Similar to cop blocking, only more specific. An interference, that brings a hault to any sexual act involving a man's (or a woman's in some cases) penis. It is sometimes used even when a man (or a woman with a penis) is just talking to someone, this is a stretch but is appropriate as long as their intentions are to eventually have sex with the person they are talking to, and they have some chance. If the person they are talking to shows no interest, and one interrupts...then they are probably doing this person a favor. Either that or just adding insult to injury.

Yo we was kissin, she had her panties off and her hands all on my dick, I was just about to smash...>sigh< until John cock blockin ass "accidentally" walked in on us.

by FooGe March 26, 2004

cock whore

See Britney Spears.

Look at that Britney Spears go! Her mouth and pussy are oozing cum and she still getting it on one more time. What a cock whore.

by haha July 14, 2003

cock bite

A person or animal who is consistantly acting in a way unbeffiting of normal people, such as being a jerk, moron, or bitch.

Trenton, you are such a cock bite

by Shuukyoku September 14, 2003