Dad Porn

Action movies in which the old timers continuously prove their superiority over the younger generation

The Expendables 2 is a perfect example of dad porn.

by Blam7713 May 17, 2022

comfort-porn clothes

Clothes you only wear around the house when you are alone. Clothes you wouldn't be caught dead in if anyone was around.

When Matt showed up unexpected last week I was in my comfort-porn clothes, my hair was a disaster, and my mascara was smudged all over my face. No wonder he hasn't called.

by Senorita Chalupa April 13, 2016

Porning

Porning verb

watching porn as a sport.

Ray: What sport do you play?

Mina: Porning

by idk wjat 2 do here December 9, 2022

Porn Star

…. my mom?

“ What do you wanna be when you grow up Jimmy?” Said the teacher.
“I wanna be a Porn Star!” Said Jimmy!

by bellabeeeeeeeeee April 2, 2022

Porn

If you searched this up, you´re probably a 7th grader siting in the back off the class with your friends. ¨hey i have an idea, lets search up porn on urban dictionary ¨ focus on class dammit

Dont look up porn, at all

by Slutygirl_16 May 6, 2022

Gay Porn Game

A number of straight guys get together and watch gay porn. The first person to get a boner is gay

Hey bro, wanna play the gay porn game?

by Travis Chode Johnson February 25, 2025

porn

best type of entertainment. generally showed to kids below 5 as an early age but can also be seen in biology classes. Some of these biology teacher are in the top 100 like Stormy Daniels, Mia Khalifa, Lana Rhoades and Johnny Sins. Not only are these type of educational resources very educational and approved by parentss, they also are a lot of fun for teenagers. They can start doing and learning things that are above there age.

Teacher: Wanna watch porn
Clothes: Fall to the ground
Guys: Getting their hands in the area between the legs.

Girls: All over their knees

by cedricLover April 4, 2023