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Rank taker 

A dude that will take your bitches
Guy one - Damnnn bro this dude texted my gf,

Guy two- oh yeah james? He’s a rank taker fr
Rank taker by Plxyboi April 23, 2022

Ranger Takedown 

Noun. A typically non-lethal, close-range move applied by New California Republic rangers of Fallout fame. The most common method consists of backing up, stopping completely, and quickly if not immediately preforming a leg sweep or full-palm strike. Can be used to trip opponents or otherwise send them flying backwards. Take care not to break your wrist attempting the latter maneuver.
I got raided by some Legionaries and had to pull a ranger takedown on their asses and run. Damn that Caesar.

Truck take 

An opinion that is likely to cause controversy or is unpopular except it's guaranteed to be racist and generally given into a camera from inside a parked truck.
Tyler was fired for using the n-word in a truck take posted to Tic-Tok
Truck take by K. Dingus June 6, 2022

Steinburg Take 

A take so devoid of rationality and common sense that it causes anyone reading it to have a brain aneurysm
Low IQ Halfling: If guns are legal then why isn't child porn?

Mentally Sound Human: Shut the fuck up! That's such a Steinburg take. This is exactly why you couldn't own a gun!
Steinburg Take by Voxman June 8, 2022

Shit Take Thursday

A day in which you post your shittiest takes, usually on a Thursday.
Person 1: Did you know racism is good?

Person 2: Interesting, I didn't know it was shit take Thursday.

London Takeaway 

When you're eating a girl's minge and you sneeze aggressively like how bossman sneezes in chicken tendies.
Ben: What did you get up to?
Merlin: Big man ting yeh, I London takeawayed that morning

Castillo: It's not looking good Brev
London Takeaway by anonymous June 10, 2022