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Park the Carcass

verb-
1. To sit.
"arh get the fuck out of the way rory it's time to park the carcass" -kelsee
madden "hahahahahLOLOLOLOLhahahahah"
by The Maddog October 7, 2008
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San Juan Park

located nicely between Madison and Greenback, San Juan Park is the ultimate place not to drink, smoke or do any kind of drugs. It is not in walking distance of anything important and is constantly empty except for the basketball players. The dirt, glass and tree branches popping out of nowhere will ruin a good time for you if your not sober.

Besides that it's a lovely park, where you can take a nice brisk walk, walk your dog or have a family picnic.
MM: Where is he?!
M: Um....I don't know the exact address but...
MM: What was he doing drinking?!?! Tell me where he is!
M: San Juan Park ma'am. I gotta go, my mom is here and I have to attend the picnic.
by Brittney Sade January 22, 2009
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Rock The Park

Doing great things in a ski park.
Tricks and such.
Dude, you Rocked the park with that Misty!

Way to rock the park with that trick.
by myNameIs Freaking Emy February 27, 2009
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telling me your limo is triple parked

(verb to be) inventing excuses
Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it anhd burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.
by Sexydimma February 17, 2013
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parking ticket

a Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP neighborhood comes home to find the words alieni ite domum scratched into their front door.

the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket.
by Sexydimma March 25, 2013
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Parking Lot Amnesia

Noun: The phenomenon of losing all memory of where you parked your car, usually occurring after coming out of a loud and busy store.
Jesse Pinkman: Yo Mr. White that that guy has been walking around the parking lot for 45 minutes, I think its an undercover cop. Let's bounce...

Mr. White: Relax, he just has Parking Lot Amnesia. My God did you pay attention to NOTHING in school?
by Jonnyd January 11, 2014
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Cock Pit Parking

Parking your penis in a vagina before, during, or after sex. It does not move while "Cock Pit Parking".
I enjoy cock pit parking in her box after banging it all night.
by AbileneDickHead January 24, 2014
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