Quantum Nut

A Quantum Nut is where you and a homie create two dimensions: one in which both nut at different times and one in which both nut at the same time. Because it is more common to nut at different times, it is a more rare scenario for you to nut at the same time. In a Quantum Nut, you and a homie nut at the same time, placing both in the more rare dimension, ultimately making you the most rare of your own specific kind.

“Yo Eli did I just busted my last nut before No Nut November at 11:59:50”.

“Holy mackerel my friend; me as well”.

“Eli, I believe we have just put ourselves in a Quantum Nut”.

by PeetoElCheeto October 31, 2019

marshmallow nuts

A over weight male who is a pussy.

Be carfull what you say around him cas he has marshmallow nuts

by L to the mother fucking T August 27, 2009

Death Nut

When your boyfriend is about to nut, but you hit him over the head, and leave him in a ditch.

"So you know how my boyfriend and i had a fight the other day, i gave him the death nut."

by Smith and 3lue September 25, 2018

nut brain

Feeling mental after busting a fat nut

"Sorry Mrs. Lewis, I can't do todays equations due to my severe nut brain."

by boogerhooker April 20, 2018

Nut cracking

the pair of circular objects between the legs being slammed, jagged, slaughtered, bruised and mistreated by a crazy somewhat ratchet female

"That hoe nut cracking the shit out his....dayuuum"

by Kayla young February 5, 2014

volcano nuts

nuts what are very hot

he has volcano nuts when he on the garbage truck in the summer.

by Nehemiah yu'siah bell November 2, 2019

Tiger nut

When you have a poo, and the hairs around your bum hole get stuck to it.

John: my arse is killing
James: why, are you gay
John: No i had a tiger nut this morning

by Big dick ellis October 10, 2019