fuck me dead

Just a casual, but rude way of saying "Oh my fucking god" or "Ah shit"
"Bro I heard your crush say that she hates you and that you are so fucking annoying"
"Well, fuck me dead"
by RaydennGRC March 04, 2023
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Dead as Fuck

When something is not working, not functional. Very broken beyond repair.
by Bryce Barker August 04, 2020
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The Dead Pixel

the dead pixel’ refers to the lasting affect being sexually assaulted has on one’s life and mind. the term derives from the game ‘mouthwashing’ when the character Anya speaks about always noticing a dead pixel in the corner of a certain screen. she mentions that the one pixel is always in the back of her mind and ruins the whole illusion of the immersive screen. this pixel is a metaphor for her being assaulted by a coworker and living in constant paranoia, with the thought she is as wrong and filthy as her assaulter implies she is.
despite my many efforts, i can’t seem to ignore the dead pixel.
by graceland2 December 19, 2024
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dead before death

Guy 1: Have you listened to "dead before death"?
Guy 2: Yeah! It's creepy as shit!
by Idkish June 12, 2022
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The Dead Rising Doctrine

If something is very confusing with no or little explanation at all, just don't questions about it and ignore it.
Gamer 1: Why do two beer items make a painkiller when put in a blender in this?
Gamer 2: I go by The Dead Rising Doctrine, don't question it.

Man 1: Why does my kid throw up shit when he takes his ADHD medication?
Man 2: I think it's best to use The Dead Rising Doctrine in this one.
by microsoftwindowsvista March 02, 2021
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Dead Seeds

A very underrated Lamb Of God song that has I believe to be some of the sickest guitar ever.
Galaxy Brain: Excuse me sir have you heard Dead Seeds by Lamb of God?
Normie: Lamb of God? That emo screamo band uh no get a life freak.
by Jamie Fernando August 31, 2019
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