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Soft Serve Ice Cream

The only thing keeping humanity alive, including air-conditioning.
Humanity: "HOW COULD I EER LIVE WITHOUT AIR CONDITIONING AND SOFT SERVE ICE CREAM???
Related Words

columbian Ice cream Sunday 

The acts of sticking your penis in ice cream putting sprinkles on it with a cherry on top then your gf/partner enjoying the treat!
gf: i want an ice cream Sunday
bf: i got just the thing
gf:oh yummy
bf: i love columbian ice cream Sundays!

gone off sun cream 

Gone off sun cream tastes like bird poo.

Chief's white root cream 

The magic potion that will cure any ailment
Person 1) "My pussy hurts today"

Person 2) "maybe you need a little Chief's white root cream for that"

Munch on the Cream 

Eating ice cream. Doesn't require actually chewing it.
Person 1: Do you want ice cream?
Person 2 yeah I love to munch on the cream!

strawberry whip cream 

When you squirt whipped cream on a girls pussy when she’s on her period and eat her out.
Yo, Brad, I totally strawberry whip creamed that chick”