yellow australian manure

Aussie slang for taking a piss on a lemon tree

Bloke a - "I'm going for a piss"
Bloke b - "Duck outside mate, give the ol' lemon tree a pint of yellow Australian manure"

by Qualt June 17, 2016

Sloppy Austin

A sloppy joe with chicken instead of beef.

I had the best chicken sloppy Austin for lunch!

by The ultimate XS August 11, 2016

Grilled Australian Pepper

A fellatio given by a woman to a man who has covered his penis in Jalapeno extract. Typically, one would have a stranger (his name must be Phil,) masturbating in the corner.

Jill: I was giving Barack a Grilled Australian Pepper, but Phil looked way hotter.
Janett: You're a fucking slut, Jill.

by T.P. for my bunghole November 30, 2016

mowing australia

shaving ones pubic hair

lets go sarah! hold on let me finish mowing australia.

by Pikach0x75 December 27, 2016

Jack Austen

A ginger snake incapable of uttering a single human word

Whoa, that guy just stabbed him in the back! What a Jack Austen!

by moosey65 August 7, 2017

drunk australian

The drunk Australian man is the finest example of human evolution in history, when the drunk Aussie man comes home after drinking with "The Boyz" ( a small pack of drunk Aussie males) he comes home and sees his little boy and GIVES THAT LIL BITCH A BACKHAND "the lil bitch boy backhand is a defence mechanism developed be the drunk aussie males after realising that their son will be nothing like them.

Woman #1 hey that guys a fucken drunk Australian

Woman #2 yeah at least we're not his son

by Jenno the strayan cunt February 14, 2018

the Australia

When you are in the middle of eating a clit and you bite it off, thus resulting in a bloody mess, a breakup of even the cops

Carl: hey Jim, you ever think about how Urban Dictionary is really going downhill? I mean, all you see nowadays is people making up words about their friends or some nasty sexual act
Jim: lmao no but i do think of the Australia alot

by dumb_cunt_with_aids May 28, 2018