Gorilla Nuts

One who has large testicles.

What's up Gorilla Nuts? Did you get up in 'ol girl last night?

by Incredible Houck August 13, 2008

Pumpkin Nut

The act of ejaculating after eating various pumpkin assortments onto a thanksgiving pumpkin pie, during grace.

I really hope uncle John doesn't have another pumpkin nut this year!

by JFrischizzleYonizzle November 24, 2016

Quantum Nut

A Quantum Nut is where you and a homie create two dimensions: one in which both nut at different times and one in which both nut at the same time. Because it is more common to nut at different times, it is a more rare scenario for you to nut at the same time. In a Quantum Nut, you and a homie nut at the same time, placing both in the more rare dimension, ultimately making you the most rare of your own specific kind.

“Yo Eli did I just busted my last nut before No Nut November at 11:59:50”.

“Holy mackerel my friend; me as well”.

“Eli, I believe we have just put ourselves in a Quantum Nut”.

by PeetoElCheeto November 01, 2019

Sun Nut

When you nut in her eyes in the morning lile if she woke up and got blinded by the sun

Me: *wakes up with gf*

Her: time to wake up!

Me: Start off the day right! By giving you a nice sun nut.

by Kodak BlaCOCK June 17, 2017

nut puppy

When you give a child a blowjob you sick fuck.

Gabriel got a big surprise when he accepted the nut puppy from the man behind the alley.

by Littlebigbitch March 13, 2018

nut nazi

Hardcore $lut

"man that girl from last night was a real nut nazi"

by Bigpurple15 November 08, 2015

Nut Lava

The ultra hot man magma that flows from blue balls that have finally experienced overdue release.

Dude, I finally tapped that sweet BBW last night after almost a month of being denied! When I was plowing that sweet, sweaty shelf from behind, the explosion of nut lava blew her meat flaps into queefdom!

by Jahmingus November 05, 2010