Ryan

Ryan eats his own shit and when he’s full he throws it at people. He visits nursing homes and pretends to read to the seniors but feeds them laxatives so they fart and shit their pants and he can breathe it in. He sleeps on a mountain of dirty cum socks and snores like a cartoon character. He most likely has a fur suit in his closet but nobody will ever know because his room is always 50+ degrees C and smells like rotting shit so nobody ever goes inside. Many people think Ryan is a cunt, and they’d be correct.

Every time Ryan visits the nursing home, all the seniors get explosive diarrhea. I wonder why?

by GonorrhoeaGobbler January 26, 2024

Ryan Helsley

A washed pitcher on the mets with a 10 ERA whose sole purpose is just to blow games

"We have to score atleast 20 runs so Ryan Helsley won't blow the fucking game"

by Cow998 September 5, 2025

Ryan

Ryan is the perfect friend. You could ask him for the world and he would give it to you. Ryan is cute and super preppy. He is the perfect friend to go to if you wanna have a laugh. Ryan is also used to being friendzoned.

Sarah: hey you know that knew guy?

Lexi: Yeah, he is a total Ryan.

by kinkysloth May 23, 2018

Ryan

Just an all around asshole who thinks he’s big but he is just rude to everyone.

That man is a real “Ryan”

by I fuck wamen April 14, 2019

Ryan Reynolds

Guy who plays in movie

kinda cool i guess

OMG is that Ryan Reynolds

by saulgoodmanic March 8, 2023

Ryan

Ryan is the sweetest, kindest guy you will meet in your entire life. He is super smart, but people don't see it at first. He's extremely talented, and has a knack for many things. He may seem really shy and quiet at first, but inside he's so goofy and kind.

Dang, Ryan is the sweetest guy I have ever met in my life!

by Not_A_Dweeb June 10, 2022

Ryan Tobson

A person who is so famous that literally everyone has heard of them.

Have you heard of Ryan Tobson? Of course you have! Everyone has!

by Ryan Tobson October 11, 2022