Get the stepgrandmother-in-lawmug. 
Get the grandparent-in-lawmug. Malume: you take this leaf and you divide it , what do you get?
Keisha: nothing?
Malume: Try applying malume's law
Keisha: nothing?
Malume: Try applying malume's law
by NKOSI N March 2, 2024
Get the malume's lawmug. Car-ogance law states that whenever cyclists raise valid questions about their safety or discomforts that within three responses car owners will try to bend the topic/discussion about the own responsibility and unsafe behavior of that cyclist.
Example 1:
"Yesterday I got hospitalized because I got doored by a car-owner that opened his door"
"Those damn cyclists should wear a helmet. It is your own fault!"
"You're showing car-ogance and should keep your attention on the traffic instead of opening the car door without looking"
Example 2:
"I don't feel safe on the roads of Amsterdam sharing the road with SUV's."
"Cyclists always run a red light. You should follow the rules."
"You are showing car-ogance and should be aware that other people are also in traffic without a car."
Example 1:
"Yesterday I got hospitalized because I got doored by a car-owner that opened his door"
"Those damn cyclists should wear a helmet. It is your own fault!"
"You're showing car-ogance and should keep your attention on the traffic instead of opening the car door without looking"
Example 2:
"I don't feel safe on the roads of Amsterdam sharing the road with SUV's."
"Cyclists always run a red light. You should follow the rules."
"You are showing car-ogance and should be aware that other people are also in traffic without a car."
"Car-ogance law strikes! You're showing car-ogance and should keep your attention on the traffic instead of opening the car door without looking"
by Maikelonline September 19, 2021
Get the car-ogance lawmug. For every item dropped on the ground, by accident, each item will fall in a place where it becomes non visible.
by neiltherealdeal May 19, 2015
Get the Neil's Lawmug. 1) You can have a beer wherever you like
2) You can have a spliff wherever you like
3) You can have a line wherever you like
If anyone tries to tell you otherwise they can fuck off
2) You can have a spliff wherever you like
3) You can have a line wherever you like
If anyone tries to tell you otherwise they can fuck off
"Hey man you were right! I started living by Nash's 3 laws of life just last week and now I've applied for a new job, I'm out of debts and life is amazing."
"You're meaning to tell me you haven't heard of Nash's 3 laws of life? Have you been living under a rock?"
"You're meaning to tell me you haven't heard of Nash's 3 laws of life? Have you been living under a rock?"
by DGdon May 14, 2019
Get the Nash's 3 laws of lifemug. Toni's Law (Also Known as: The Toni Fallacy and "You're Wrong"):
The false belief that if Toni said some shit, it will always be 100% correct no matter the context, circumstances, or situation. This also applies to any action or previous action she has made. Pulling up any evidence against such is invalid and therefore ultimately nullified, so don't waste your time buddy.
Phrases such as "I think your understanding may be mistaken because..." or “I believe there might be some inaccuracies in your statement.” or even "you dumbass you totally don't know what the fuck you're talking about you stupid bitch" all fall under this law/fallacy so just accept that you can never win an argument and you will always be proven incorrect. You can even be proven wrong wayyyy later and that could contribute to the law of Toni.
Violating this law will can and will invoke the following consequences if Toni decides to be petty (will happen almost every single fucking time):
Being packed and yelled at to shut the fuck up
Being said to have always been wrong
Having your name changed to something derogatory
Getting muted or blocked because she feels like it
Exposed + ratio'd on twitter
Etc
P.S. Other consequences may be added later as time passes since the author of this law falls under it the most and as such will fall victim to it whether I like it or not 😔
The false belief that if Toni said some shit, it will always be 100% correct no matter the context, circumstances, or situation. This also applies to any action or previous action she has made. Pulling up any evidence against such is invalid and therefore ultimately nullified, so don't waste your time buddy.
Phrases such as "I think your understanding may be mistaken because..." or “I believe there might be some inaccuracies in your statement.” or even "you dumbass you totally don't know what the fuck you're talking about you stupid bitch" all fall under this law/fallacy so just accept that you can never win an argument and you will always be proven incorrect. You can even be proven wrong wayyyy later and that could contribute to the law of Toni.
Violating this law will can and will invoke the following consequences if Toni decides to be petty (will happen almost every single fucking time):
Being packed and yelled at to shut the fuck up
Being said to have always been wrong
Having your name changed to something derogatory
Getting muted or blocked because she feels like it
Exposed + ratio'd on twitter
Etc
P.S. Other consequences may be added later as time passes since the author of this law falls under it the most and as such will fall victim to it whether I like it or not 😔
Person A: "Actually that's not true cuz if you played without whiffing so much you'd be better"
Toni: "I didn't ask you dumb bitch stfu"
Person B: "Did you know Bruce actually loves Jason?"
Toni: Well if he did then why did he give up so quick on Jason in the Arkham games?"
Person B: "Damn you're right"
Toni: "Always am"
Person C: "Remember when Toni said the first Captain America movie sucks and is just like every other war movie which also sucks and boring?"
Person D: "Nah she's wrong everyone likes that movie and war movies are boring"
Person E: "Ohhh you fucked up my nigga that falls under Toni's Law"
Toni: "I didn't ask you dumb bitch stfu"
Person B: "Did you know Bruce actually loves Jason?"
Toni: Well if he did then why did he give up so quick on Jason in the Arkham games?"
Person B: "Damn you're right"
Toni: "Always am"
Person C: "Remember when Toni said the first Captain America movie sucks and is just like every other war movie which also sucks and boring?"
Person D: "Nah she's wrong everyone likes that movie and war movies are boring"
Person E: "Ohhh you fucked up my nigga that falls under Toni's Law"
by Ziggibear August 16, 2024
Get the Toni's Lawmug.