Shit Sandwich

Watching the Melbourne Football Club.

I was having a good day but then I watched a Melbourne game and ended up with a shit sandwich served on a silver platter.

by melbournelemons June 30, 2018

you’re a sandwich

meaning your dumb, stupid, retarded, etc.

Chad: Is florida in LA?

Bret: You’re a sandwich asf!

by Saitrit November 3, 2022

sandwich

A meal consisting of a container food and filling food, either between two separate slices of a food or a singular food cut down the center with the intent to be filled.

Is an Ice cream sandwich really a sandwich?

by wallrusem February 24, 2025

Nigga Sandwich

Toasted white bread, lettuce, bacon, and melted American cheese.

Holly: I ain’t got money for tomatoes, just gonna have me a nigga sandwich.

by SasSquash April 3, 2024

Cock Meat Sandwich

The sandwich created by two dicks inserted, one in the pink, one in the stink (the bread) and the internal flesh between two cocks (the filling).

Hey guys, want to come over and make a cock meat sandwich with me?

by Slimmygizzards1000 July 24, 2025

Tuna Sandwich

When someone eats out an individual with female reproductive organs that have not been washed in a long time, and it smells like tuna.

Taeler has a tuna cooch and loves eating tuna sandwiches

by GonorrhoeaGobbler June 21, 2023

snicker sandwich

When you fuck a girl, who has eaten numerous Snicker bars, in the ass and get shit with peanuts on your dick - then proceeding to press it in between her ass cheeks.

Damn, I fucked Ashley in the ass last night. She had a bunch of Snicker bars before we had sex. I got peanut shit all over my dick and didn’t have anywhere to wipe so I gave her a Snicker Sandwich!

by NoblesRobles March 25, 2025