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Post Traumatic Sesh Disorder (PTSD)

The trauma caused by a consistent over-indulgent relationship with ‘the sesh’. Commonly experienced post-festival or after a particularly heavy weekend of drug based debauchery.
Pretty sure I’ve got Post Traumatic Sesh Disorder (PTSD) after boshing through those 3 for a £100 bags last weekend
by Bristol2222 January 11, 2023
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Postbreasttitia

None or lack of men able to give breasts attention.
I had a Postbreasttitia Moment
by BigBoyCentral January 17, 2023
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Pasty House

Got defrauded for £5k worth of food. Local to the Plymouth and Tavistock area in Devon.
food was shit anyway, charge it tho.
by Rhino Olly January 24, 2023
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Poseyese Lick

When Posey sees toes that she likes so the licks them dry.
Posey really does those Poseyese Licks. Have you seen her do a Goombap or Goomboop?
by Goomba420 February 14, 2023
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pooty cat

see that lexi bitch shes such a pooty cat
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Post-Zelda Depression

Noun; The feeling of depression, sadness, or sads a person encounters after finishing any The Legend of Zelda game. This condition sets on immediately after the euphoria when the boss is beaten, as the player suddenly realizes that there is nothing new to play in the game, and he needs to find some other game or hobby to enjoy, similar to parting with a best friend after years of enjoyment.

Post-Zelda Depression, or PZD, can have a prognosis of anywhere between 2 days to the rest of one’s life, but typically lasts until a new Legend of Zelda game is released or bought.

Symptoms include sadness, extreme disappointment, and often hours of doing nothing since someone’s previous occupation has now been reduced to a repeating memory.
I finished Ocarina of Time.
I finally slammed the Master Sword into Ganon’s head, and felt so proud. Then, I realized that the game freezes at the end of the credits. I wouldn’t get to explore my new world without Ganon.

I then realized that all I had left was stuff that I had already done — there were no post-boss tasks, no reward. Only the option to do it again and again.

I developed Post-Zelda Depression for a week. it felt like one of my friends had died. I longed to play more… to talk to Saria one more time

Eventually , I was able to let it all go, especially after I bought the Wind Waker.
by ApolloJustice0713 March 4, 2023
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Post-term abortsch

What you plead when you go to trial for killing your child. Or what you threaten when your kids are being assholes.
I will absolutely Post-Term Abortsch you if you continue throwing those Cheerios on the floor.
by BIGDRYWAFF March 4, 2023
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