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Pants Handcuffing Ankles

Basically a way of saying someone is in the act of masturbation or jerking off. It is meant to symbolize the imagery of pants strapped around the ankles like a handcuff straps around two hands.

It is sometimes written as "P.H.A!"
Jovan Jordan: anytime I see Rosa Johnson's or Alicia Campagna's phat ass and small tits on social media, it always leads to a pants handcuffing ankles type of situation

Dredd: yeah I feel the same way about Kelsi Monroe, Jada Stevens, Olivia Rose Livi Whitman and Liz Jordan. Thick pawgs always make you want to beat your meat
by GermanGoon January 9, 2025
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Bilbo Brown Pants

A long dingleberry girl who wears long brown pants in an eternal tribute to Bilbo Baggins. Used to describe someone who often follows through and soils the clothing.
Mark is such a Bilbo Brown Pants, he's just messed himself again after chickpea soup
by Bobthe1st October 13, 2015
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over the pants inception

The act of subtley implanting an idea into another persons head without actually saying it
I got a girl to send nudes by using the over the pants inception method.
by The real Jj17 March 19, 2016
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Vagina Pants

Hockey jargon. A game played in the doorway of the locker room. One player (typically a team manager) stands in the doorway while another player, typically an upperclassman, tries to shoot a tapeball past him.
“Hey Fugie, when we get to the rink, let’s play a quick round of vagina pants.”

Mitchell, you’re the worst vagina pants player of all time. You put the vag in vagina pants you silly little ass-breather.”
by Warm Willy August 8, 2022
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Pant fap

When one faps without the removal of ones underwear
Just dont say pant fap in public
by Master of Disaster 64 June 28, 2019
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shashy pants

An ashy, that is inherently sassy.
“Ashy, your being such a shashy pants.”
by Chensley July 5, 2023
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Bestie Pants

Combination of Handsome Pants and Bestie, a handsome bestie. It is not required that they wear pants. Like a pet name or term of endearment
Bestie Pants, your hair looks so good today!
by Rejjipedia April 6, 2022
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