Vance Pants

The high-water trousers some low class, tasteless men wear, which ride up and expose his bare shins when he sits down. It’s a sure way not to get laid on a date.

I see you are rocking your Vance Pants for your big date tonight. Are you taking her to Denny’s or Kentucky Fried Chicken?

by LaughingAloud March 12, 2025

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Transmission Pants

Highly durable and resilient pants designed to withstand extreme stress and rugged conditions without blowing out. Must be rated to operate at hoop stress levels of 20% or more of SMYS (Specified Minimum Yield Strength), meaning these bad boys can stretch, bend, and flex under pressure without splitting open like the pants available at your local farm supply store.

"We had a pressure surge during the pipeline test, and everyone braced for a rupture--but my Transmission Pants just absorbed the stress, and the gauge needle bent instead. The on-site OSHA inspector just nodded approvingly."

by CaffeinatedReaper March 14, 2025

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Take the pants off the cat

A slang phrase meaning to preface or give context to

"Most fat people like McDonald's and Taco Bell"
"Well let's just take the pants off the cat here obviously most fat people prefer McDonald's but idk about Taco Bell"

by Jukebox Jeremy March 21, 2025

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Fancy-Pants Rich McGee

What you would call a man who’s good at something, and shows it off. Usually used as a joke when someone makes a correction.

Person 1: How the Hell do you spell show-fer?
Person 2: Chauffeur.
Person 1: Ooh, look at Fancy-Pants Rich McGee over here. Fuck you! Spelling bee ass.

by Spookyanim June 6, 2024

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