Merchbau

Similar to "SYBAU" where one shuts their bitch ass up, instead it is used in an uplifting manner. Combining words Merch (Chicago slang meaning to put it on something, or to be able to provide factual evidence that something is what you're claiming it to be) and SYBAU.

Person A: Yoooo i got a new pair of jordans this weekend.
Person B: No chance, Merchbau it
Person A: Merchbau!

by urbandictor1523 February 4, 2026

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Marching

The state of complete sadness and doom

“Do you think charlotte and ruby are marching?” “I dont wanna talk right now im marching” “charlotte is distraughtmaxxing ruby but rubys marching”

by charubicorn henry February 11, 2026

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Related Words

Murch • Murchie • murchison • Murch Payphone • Murchana • murchandise • Murchantiled • Murchase • murched • Murchiello

March 32nd

March 32nd is International-Kidnap-Your-Friends-and-Force-Them-to-Anything-You-Say-Day!

person1: buy the meta company

person2: no
person1: it's March 32nd
person2: oh sh!t

by Urban BOi123 February 23, 2026

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March 17th

National ask someone to be your leprechaun day! (Extra points if they’re ginger and Irish or Scottish)

Me: Be my leprechaun!

Ginger: why?

Me: because it’s March 17th!

Ginger: *snatched up*

by I kidnap gingers March 2, 2026

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March 10th

March 10th – A day dedicated to celebrating your HBs (homeboys / homies) and showing appreciation for your closest friends. On National HB Day you hang out, text your boys, and remind them they’re real ones.

Yo don’t forget march 10th is national hb day! Don’t forget to get ur hb something !

by The National TikTok Days March 7, 2026

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