You know that guy at work that is the golden child, the one that just wants to please the boss and would just get down on his knees and suck a dick just to make the boss happy. The kind of guy that will just straight snitch on you and gain nothing. That is a Montoya.
by Richard McStuffins May 7, 2024
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While in Montreal's little Italy I had a large meal of pasta. Went to the bathroom during my date. While taking my massive weekly dump I had a damn Montreal missile leaving an unmanageable mess.
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The act of drinking copious amounts of cherry vodka followed by grabbing a male by the testicles and giving them a little twist and resting your middle finger against their butthole threatening their manhood causing you to gain instant compliance.
by generalbukkake May 13, 2024
Get the Montanner Twister mug.The cognitive process by which an individual makes a decision based solely on the emotional gratification he or she received while viewing that decision played out in a montage movie style format. In this montage, the individual is the main character of a super epic story, in which they are better looking than they actually are. However, this montage has no connection whatsoever to reality and the end result is disastrous consequences, wasted time, and usually suicide before the age of 35.
Mick: Dude, I'm thinking of studying cinematography out West, I think I could be really good at it and I see myself in my head just killing it all the time and being dope.
Jack: dude, don't do that. That's Montage Based Decision Making (MBDM).
Mick: ye.
Jack: dude, don't do that. That's Montage Based Decision Making (MBDM).
Mick: ye.
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