Lawn Dragon

A piece of green dog shit that is so hot and fresh that it's steaming

"Hey buddy, did ya hear about colin. He was prancing through the backyard like a damn fairy and tripped on a stick and fell face first into a big ol' lawn dragon"

"What a fag"

by Yourshitsweak June 11, 2018

Snagwitch Dragon

A Snagwitch Dragon is a metallic purple blend to black at the tip of the scales. It is equipped with long sharp claws and a long sharp beak as well as a long sharp tail with several spikes around it. The face of the Snagwitch is long and jagged with sharp pointed ears, long jagged and serrated teeth, and a double edged knife for a tongue. If the literal sharpness of this majestic and hypnotizing statute of this creature don’t kill you, the butane flamethrower style of dragon breath will burn you beyond recognition. The Snagwitch Dragon hunts and feeds on snagging witches right off their brooms in the sky over the English countryside.

1. The Snagwitch Dragon snagged a witch off of her broom.

2. Beware of the Snagwitch Dragon

by Sir_Riley_Young_13 July 14, 2023

Dragon

Drag on these nutz

Person 1: "Hey have you ever had drazgon"
Person 2: "What's dragon?"
Person 1: "DRAG ON THESE NUTS ON YOUR FACE"
*Person 2 punches person 1 for being a dumbass*

by WaitingforyouUwU March 26, 2021

Ass Dragon

Keister some lighter fluid, and when you fart you hold a lighter by your ass.

Bro, watch me ass dragon this shit.

by flamin noodle soup69 May 20, 2022

Dragon kiss

A dragon kiss is a form of kissing. Normally done by taking a hit of a vape or marijuana and kissing the other person. You essentially blow it into their mouth while kissing.

Tom: “ You got a vape?”
Sarah: “Yea”
Tom: “Can i hit?”
Sarah: “If you want it you’re gonna have to let me dragon kiss you.”
Tom: “Alright”

by UrbanDictonaray April 4, 2023

swagging on a dragon

the commencement of swagging on a mythical creature called a dragon.

i all was stay swagging on a dragon.

by awsomeonomega March 31, 2015

dragon riding

when a woman has a threesome with two bisexual men.

the two bisexual men must engage in intercourse at some point in the threesome for it to be true dragon riding, otherwise it's just another threesome with two men.

"did you hear that nancy went dragon riding last night? i'm so jealous right now."

by silenthellion November 5, 2022