David

He only likes girls who start with S and end with elma. He is cute and hot. And he’s Selma’s so back off

-hey David ur hot
-idc Selma is my bby

by davidsgfbackoff December 31, 2021

David

A horrible person who wants to boof me and others and loves to listen to roleplay sex online. He's into selfcest, rape and more.

David's a bitch and a meaning

David loves men

by Goldie323 March 5, 2025

David

Most likely to have short enough hair to look like a recovering cancer patient, but is also athletic to the point where he can run and jump faster and higher than any human alive

Did you hear? David just jumped the border!

by DemureKrosis January 6, 2023

David Ochoa

A Ben askren bum that pulls no females and has long toenails

I can't believe your a David Ochoa

by Crispybola November 22, 2021

david grgic

David grgic is a pseudonym for a guy with big fucking balls, its quite common that the balls get blown up when he tries to use them.

Boy 1: Hey have you heard about the new david grgic?
Boy 2: No, what or who is that?
Boy 1: Its the new guy with big fucking balls.
Boy 2: Oh yeah right! The ones that blew up yesterday!
Boy 1: Yes lol!

by JakkeThunz February 21, 2018

David

A really hot Turkish guy, he pulls all the girls like daut there twins and also is has the best game and is the best boyfriend you’ll ever have

David- he is like a loyal person and is just like his dad

by anonymous November 21, 2021

A David

A david can be described as a sex drought, going long periods without any forms of sex.

I have been going thru a david.

by Daddy eaton June 27, 2025