David

A friend who would tells you all of there hoe activities, someone who would quit being friends with you for some free nic and cart, ft you just to tell you a story about stupid things they have done, takes hours to respond even tho they are active, they would rather talk to there hoes then you

Her: why does he act like this ?

Her 2 : cuz he a David ! 💀

by Noeyebrow July 6, 2022

david gerfen

I just recently dropped tha gerfen bomb...
I gerfend ur life niqqa!!

person 1: you are such a "david gerfen" dawg..
person 2: why tf are u so mean? stupid gerfen..

by d3vlL July 11, 2022

david

hes weird and not funny. he can go smd

david shut up

by dontcancelme July 14, 2022

international molly and david day

a day where molly and david’s join together in celebration of their love and happiness

“oh yeah it’s international Molly and David day so I’m meeting up with my bf today to celebrate!”

by mpypop July 26, 2022

David Rubino

an Italian entrepreneur famous for his catch phrase "Sono n'omo popo gentile"

woman: Hi Rubbi you want to get into bed with me?
David Rubino: te stacco a caposscia na capito io faccio e reaccio a modo mio e non me devi romperca viva duccio

by Uomobomba July 26, 2022

Ryan David

The life of the party - Ryan David is a social butterfly whose character and charisma make him incredibly attractive and extraordinarily lovable. If you have the chance to meet Ryan David you’ll soon find yourself wondering, ‘do I want to be with him or simply be him?’ It must be warned though…

A guy with two first names is always bad news ;)

Can you please tell Ryan David to stop hitting on every twink in the bar, isn’t one enough!?

by Sparkle.pony July 28, 2022

Camp David Accords

A three-way between a Christian, Muslim, and a Jew.

Aafiya, Abigail, and Abraham gave into their sexual desires, making it into a true Camp David Accords.

by Dr. Jebediah Toolshed July 30, 2022