A Beef Wellington

Taking a gnarly shit during a urinary analysis proctored exam on purpose.

God Damnit Sargent, you know better! The sign clearly stated urinary analysis! This is not the place for a Beef Wellington!

by Dirty Contractor August 12, 2022

Roast Beef & Mashed Potato

Hardcore gay sex

"I am going to have roast beef & mashed potato tonight!" - Jack

"Okay wear protection" - Jake

by RandomPayneTrain October 11, 2022

Ground beef gay

When you're mostly straight but sorta gay but not sure how much, so you are a percentage gay just like ground beef. Ie; 85/15, 93/7, 75/25

Hey man, are you gay?
I'm ground beef gay, definitely a percentage, just not sure how much!

by VinegarBabySnaps November 23, 2022

Pocket beef

A beefy snack kept in one's pocket for on-the-go snacking.

He was never seen in public without some pocket beef.

by Brockolly November 30, 2022

ROAST BEEF

The roast beef is where you eat your girl out with gravy on her pussy.

"Time to dig into some roast beef"

by Five Hats December 8, 2022

Cheap beef

The kind of boy you meat and know it’s not time to date them yet, but let them marinate for a few years before digging in

Caitlin: What do you even see in him?
Sarah: He’s a nice piece of cheap beef, he’ll turn out alright.

by ripplewaters January 20, 2023

Cheap beef

The kind of guy who is a bit tough right now but who you know will be perfect and tender after marinating for a few years. Usually need to grow up and experience more life before settling down. He isn’t what you thought you wanted but he’s exactly what you need, and right in front of you.

Caitlin: What do you even see in that loser?
Sarah: Just wait a couple of years, he’s cheap beef.

by ripplewaters January 20, 2023