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Douche-o-virus

a virus gained by having a cold, or by being near sebastion.
sebastion is the cause if the douche-o-virus
by Anonymous July 16, 2003
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black hole douche

This is the ultimate douche and is so huge it can only exist in deep space. A black hole douche has a core of douchyness so dense it can bend light and sucks in and destroys all intelligent life forms around it. The black hole douche is so powerful that even a douche nuke cannot destroy it and simply mades it more powerful. Black hole douches are to be avoided at all costs.
Man, don't get anywhere near Dickie tonight. The dude is so monumentally douchy he has achieved Black Hole Douche status. Get anywhere close to him and you'll be sucked into his core and crushed into nothingness.
by speedshift September 14, 2014
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Grey Shirt Douche

A lowly attired simple minded buffoon with their head in the clouds who disrespects and ignores fashion. A specific breed or subgenre of douche who is lame and weak. Women are also a plain grey shirt douche. Their head is low brow and in the clouds. They are obnoxious wet blankets.
Being a Grey Shirt Douche is not worthy of being a professional at anything throughout the world.
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senior douche nozzle

1. A guy who is usually of foreign decent that acts like he is the center of the world and treats everyone else a 2nd class citizen.

2. A male who belittles people in a condescending manor to make himself look more important.
look at him being a "senior douche nozzle" in front of those girls
by medicineballer April 2, 2017
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emotional douche bag

a fucking asshole who decided to be a fucking cry baby and cry about every thing.
by hisoldbitch69 January 30, 2016
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douche bag of the month

When someone who everyone sees as a douche bag is awarded employee of the month after they convinced management that they deserved it. Generally seen as a jerk and not well liked by anyone except other douche bags.
Rob is such a douche bag, they should make him douche bag of the month.
I can't believe Chad received employee of the month last month, should be more like douche bag of the month.
by TheRealBigN May 8, 2013
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Douche bag a roo

One who is more docuhier than a douche bag him self more pronouced Dow CH bag a roo
by blackla3elskate3 September 7, 2005
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