by Yobberson May 20, 2020

When correlation doesn't equal causation, people tend to make the mistake of skipping from factor A to B. That missing third ever-so-absent variable of the logic chain is C.
"A is correlated with B. Therefore A leads to B."
No, both "A" and "B" are related to "C". It's Factor C.
"A is correlated with B. Therefore A leads to B."
No, both "A" and "B" are related to "C". It's Factor C.
Person 1: "People who have lighters in their pockets are far more likely to develop lung cancer. Obviously, lighters lead to lung cancer, it's just simple A-to-B logic."
Person 2: "Factor C: Smoking... Are you actually retarded?"
Person 2: "Factor C: Smoking... Are you actually retarded?"
by anonymous April 15, 2025

The perfect drink. A little coke, with a lot of sprite.
originally called Cunt-fizz
Made by cunt-fuck industries
originally called Cunt-fizz
Made by cunt-fuck industries
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by oceanicrealm April 29, 2023

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by Germinator21 December 27, 2022

Granola bar thief. Forces people to give up granola bars. Creates fake granola-bar bsed friendships.
by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 6, 2021
