cottage cheese

vaginal secretions of a largely obese woman.

With her legs spread part her cottage cheese was seeping out.

by qwerfds December 16, 2006

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gumint cheese

A commodity substitute for food stamps.

Pearlene traded a 10 pound block of gumint cheese for a lotto ticket and a pack of cigarettes.

by harry flashman August 10, 2003

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The result of a pizza being left at room temperature for several hours, the seperation of the cheese from the pizza. This effect often causes an unpleasant mess and leaves the pizza without cheese. This phenomenon also occurs occasionally with fresh, or "hot" pizza, most frequently when eating individually bought slices. (see also, Georgio's Pizza, Pizza Hut)

"Is the leftover pizza still good?"
"Not really, man. It's all covered in cheese blankets."

by |||||||||||11111llllll1l11l1ll January 15, 2009

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Cheese toastie

A sandwich consisting of two slices of oiled or buttered bread and cheese. The sandwich is then grilled on each side on the stove top.

The cheese toastie is a traditional dish of the gnome people.

Hey look at that guy eating a grilled cheese...

He's a gnome, they call them 'cheese toasties' in Gnomeland.

by NavyDrew July 6, 2016

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Dunder Cheese

The fungus on the outside and opening of the vagina. It can be often be triggered by semen or old milk near the vaginal area.

Brent: OMG!! Julie, you have dunder cheese all over your pussy!
Julie: Well if you hadn't pulled out and blown your load on my pussy, then it wouldn't be there, would it?

by Mister Hyde May 21, 2009

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