(Texas) ice day

when we all cancel school because we saw an ice cube on the road

(Texas) ice day today, we're incapable of work.

by 💯💯💯 February 24, 2015

Ice posicle

When a girl sticks her hand in the refrigerator or has very cold hands from standing outside and masturbates with it.

Anjii was cold outside and when her hands were frozen she gave herself an ice posicle to warm up.

by TequilaBear January 24, 2011

poured milk before cereal, then put ice cubes in it

The act of doing something so horrible, monstrous, and generally bad, that you are doomed to stub your toe and whenever it heals, stub it again.

Jon: I just poured milk before cereal, then put ice cubes in it.
John: you monster. I hereby doom you to stub your toe-
Jon: That's not so bad.
John:-And whenever it heals, immediately stub it again.
Jon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

by Bacon friez November 03, 2023

Carrying Ice to the artic

The expression "carrying ice to the Arctic" is a metaphor that implies doing something unnecessary or redundant, much like trying to bring ice to a place where it is already abundant. It suggests that an action is pointless because the resources or elements involved are already present in excess. This phrase can be used to criticize efforts that are perceived as futile or to highlight inefficiency in a task.

My uncle Bob is always carrying ice to the artic.

by Super22 November 03, 2024

Index Ice

When you have a large Diamond on either index finger

You just have a rich husband based on that index ice you have

by Longliveling November 04, 2023

Index Ice

A rather large diamond worn on the index finger of either hand

You’re man must be loaded to put that index ice on your finger

by Longliveling November 04, 2023

It was a bit of a hard day at the ice cream factory

When you’re asked about how your day was and you had a bad one but the person who is asking had an objectively worse day than you did.

Firefighter: we lost every child to the fire at the orphanage. Anyway, how was your day?
Me, working at a party service: We ran out of balloons and the customer got really angry.
It was a bit of a hard day at the ice cream factory.

by Kiwipo January 16, 2023