Dirty Parking Spot

When you fall asleep while doing anal.

I was at the bar when I found a slut. She let me do whatever. And then I woke up at with my dick in the dirty parking spot.

by Tiddylicker69 May 30, 2022

Danger Parking

The act of backing your car into every single parking space, be it parking lot, side street, or your own driveway. It is called "Danger Parking" because the idea is that if there should be some sort of danger, your car is already faceing the direction you need to go, thereby reducing getaway time.

sean told his roomate he was danger parking in his driveway tonight in case his ex girlfriend decided to pay him a visit

by kkelly09 May 14, 2009

Park It On The Bottom Floor

The Term 'Parking It On The Bottom Floor' defines the act of parking your 'Johnson' on the 'Bottom Floor' - relating to her Anal Passage.

'yo bro last night was crazy, I parked it in Maria's Bottom floor'

'I didn't know what to do so I decided to park it on the bottom floor yk'

by Option Field Player Southside November 13, 2024

The Abusement Park

A FREAKY PLACE. ITS SCARY HERE LET ME OUT! LET ME OUT!!

Dude where are you
I’m stuck in the Abusement park, tell my family I love them

by TeaKettleVA September 5, 2024

Parked

When something is boring and not moving much like a “parked” car.

If someone told a bad joke, it could be described as parked as it was unfunny and boring

An alternative example:

“That lesson was so parked, we literally did nothing”

by Patrickaccraig March 16, 2024

Highland Park

A majority white and rich neighborhood right near Dallas, TX, everyone hates Highland Park. I would know. I live there. And I don't blame anyone. 80 percent of people here are total d-bags. Everyone at the high school is so stuck up and prissy but the school has good academics so I ain't leaving.

Person from anywhere else - "Hey, aren't you from Highland Park?"
Average white mom in Highland Park - "Ew! Homeless person! Get away!"

by gwraveghoull April 6, 2024

park head

the kind of rumor that dumbasses start for attention because, ya know. geneseo.

oh shit man did u hear about chris? i heard he gave jay some park head.

by bitchhoe6969 April 22, 2019