walnut pie

Like a creampie, but when the man is extremely dehydrated, producing a dusty, brown, granular ejaculate.

"Doreen and I had sex last night, and I was so dehydrated I ended up giving her a walnut pie"

by St Catherine's House of Smut November 26, 2020

hand pie

When you jerk of in your own hand, then use the cum as lubricant for fisting.

She walked in while i was madturbating, so came in my hand and gave her a hand pie.

by 33anathird November 30, 2020

Nicholas Pie

Absolutely sick cunt, he would make the perfect boyfriend. sporty, athletic, good looking and he eye candy dadddyy uhhhhh give me this juicy bigmac babbyyyyy ... huuuuuuhh lost his virginity before his parennts did.

John- Do you know Nicholas Pie?
Joe - Yeh he's a sick cunt

by nick_69420 December 8, 2020

Pie in the eye

When you cum in your hand and slap the girl while doing the nasty.

Hornyella get over here for a pie in the eye

by Crimetown warriors December 9, 2020

Hair Pie

Hairy pussy or just some chick that you call hair pie

He said I he wants me to shave my hair pie

by Cheddaaa December 17, 2020

a near pie experience

Anything that's a minor to medium inconvenience

"Man, having to tackle that extra work was such a near pie experience."

by Persephone282 December 24, 2020

Stinky pie

A stinky pie is a foul smelling anus

That girl over there definitely has a super stinky pie

by Defs by ZR and LV October 20, 2020