MY HAIR IS ON FIRE

NO JOKE HELP CALL 702-374-2830

joke don't call that

woman: MY HAIR IS ON FIRE
me: oh, go AWAY then
woman: call 702-374-2830 for free pizza
me: oh
me: *get free pizza*
me: yumm
woman: MY HAIR IS ON FIRE

by deezmomiscool January 18, 2022

Fire

Fire Something is Very Good

Damn That Food Was Fire

by HackerJPT July 7, 2022

Fire Hoe

One who is lit and is down for the a good time usually involving food

Sup fire hoes, brunch spot opens at 11! See y'all there!

by MMjamming February 7, 2020

Fire Rater

A truly amazing, talented, individual who dedicates his life to saving others lifes in advance ...
No stranger to a tight confined space .

Hey Suzie did you see the biceps on that fire rater ??
Hope he saves my life in advance one day ...

by Captain_sandwiches August 16, 2016

grease fire

When a big fat mother fucker is cremated and the entire building goes up in flames!

When Uncle Porky died his fat liquified during his cremation and spilled over the drip pan causing a massive grease fire 🔥 destroying the funeral home.

by E.F. Crazy, LLC. March 13, 2025

Fire Away

You are free to execute with reckless abandon. Or in otherwords, you have a green-light.

Person 1: Hey do can I send these documents to the publisher?
Person 2: Did you proofread everything?
Person1: Yes
Person 2: Okay, then fire away.

by spicySandwiches September 28, 2021

Ring of Fire

A party game where the goal is to not ecajulate last.

Gather a group of mates, preferably two or more, and form a circle.

Place a biscuit in the center of the circle and basically start jerking off, aiming for the biscuit.
Whoever is the last one to ejaculates on the biscuit has to eat it.

Guy 1: Hey mate, wanna have a go at Ring of Fire?
Guy 2: Nah, mate, that's disgusting!

by iAmPilot April 30, 2017