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Ur Gay is Mom

When someone hits you up with thatUr mom gay” you must counter-attack with “Ur Gay is Mom”
Works 100% of the time
Guy: Lel ur mom gay
Kid: Ur Gay is mom
Guy: Evaporates into nothing
by M3m3M4ch1n3 February 25, 2018
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Stereotypical Mom Jeans

The classic pair of jeans commonly found on mothers over the age of 35. They are pulled up around 4 inches above the navel, and an overly accessed amount of butt room. Because these pants are pulled so high, the legs of their jeans end around 1inch above the ancle.
Good Friend: Alissa... Are you wearing Mom Jeans?
Alissa: All my clothes were in the wash! This is so embarrassing. And they aren't just Mom Jeans.. They are the Stereotypical Mom Jeans!
Good Friend: Roll up the bottoms to look like capris.. I guess you should wear a long T-shirt too..
by Lexa1 May 15, 2007
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Draven’s Mom

1. One who sucks wieners

2. Loves the boys weeweez
3.Loves that good head
4. A penis guzzler
-Draven’s Mom came over yesterday to do the naughty

-Draven’s Mom is getting gang banged by Jadon and Brayden
by Draven’s Dad October 27, 2021
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your mom

sam: what did you eat for lunch today

me: your mom
by bob sagettttttt October 6, 2009
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good mom

one that helps you with everything
your a good mom uh uh
by goofyman2000 October 26, 2017
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mom shit

Meaniless tasks given by the mother to a child. For example, throw away the kitty litter, throw out the garbage, fold the laundry.
The older sister told her younger sister, seriously do you want to move back home? You know mom will have you doing mom shit.
by GWTH963 April 3, 2016
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